21,000 Bottles of Definitely Not Insane Dan Aykroyd Vodka Stolen
Dan Aykroyd was recently the victim in a MASSIVE vodka heist in which 21,000 bottles of his Crystal Head Vodka were stolen from a California warehouse, probably because someone found out THE TRUTH!...
View ArticleHappy Birthday: Stephen Baldwin, Emilio Estevez, and Jason Biggs!
Look, I’m not going to be so brazen as to say that May 12 is the greatest day of the year, I’m just saying that a day that gave us the stars of Bio-Dome, Young Guns, AND American Wedding should at...
View ArticleHorrible Bosses Trailer, You Guys
What a whirlwind of emotion this trailer is. I think somebody deep inside big Hollywood is intentionally trying to combine things I love and things I hate to create an island of Dr. Moreau style...
View ArticleWednesday Night TV Open Thread
I know that we can all agree that due to NBC’s killer Thursday night lineup, it is the best night of the week, but can we at least agree that ABC is putting Wednesday night in the running for the 2nd...
View ArticleChildhood Obesity Takes a Turn for the Positive
As a toddler, I’m painfully aware of the poor food choices presented to kids these days. If it’s not Boston cream pie formula, it’s chocolate cheerios that go straight to your fat baby legs. While...
View ArticleSupercut of Donald Glover Crying is Just the Best
Don’t cry Troy, part 2 of the epic paintball episode is tonight, this is a day for celebration! (Thanks again, Werttrew!)
View ArticleLet’s All Get in Shape for Summer, OK Guys?
Summer is knocking on our doorsteps, you guys. Let’s all agree get on our bikes and get back into shape for the for the beach. Even with a busy travel schedule, you can still find time to workout on...
View ArticleIs Nothing Sacred Anymore?
We live in a cynical world, full of human tragedy and peppered with earthquakes, tornadoes, and Newt Gingrich. That’s why it is sad to see something as pure and innocent as ‘Charlie bit my finger’...
View ArticleThe First 2 pages of an Original Screenplay for the Animated Feature: Gabe &...
We have now reached the portion of the day where I use my new found power to try to make in Hollywood! I don’t intend to climb off my pedestal, I’m going to bungee jump! Soon I’ll be sitting in a hot...
View ArticleMeet Today’s Guest Blogger: Notsewfast
2 years 7 months and one day ago, on the banks of a mighty catfish hatchery in Bryan, TX a child was born to a leather-skinned woman and a Turkish gentleman with a sexual proclivity for hairy feet....
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